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Money accepted anyway

Lazy Bastard — Mon, 09 May 2011 12:30:46 +0000

Hello, hello!

As you all know, now I’m deep in the cider production magic. Its really fun there. You make it, then drink it, then make again, then drink again, you know… It is a lots of fun.

But I still need money like hell. Why? Cause I love it and it is really a helpful factor in developing of my own cider winery. So, if you are rich, rich, rich, and you love cider, this is your big chance. Just support me, and you’ll get your face on the front page of this amazingly amazing blog and if you will donate really like “something big” amount of money, you will become a good friend of mine, and I will love you the rest of my life, and when we will finally meet, we’ll drink some cider and I will say: This is the beginning of the beautiful friendship.

Money is still being accepted, so..! Cheers!

How to make an apple cider

Lazy Bastard — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:25:51 +0000

Hello, hello my dear friends!

So, the secret why you don’t hear much from Lazy Bastard that much is, that he is not so lazy any more. He is now busy with the best thing Lazy Bastard could be busy with.

Alcohol production.

Don’t you see how these words glow in the darkness of mankind? Thats the big answer, by the way. So, from now we all know, that the answer is not 42 but Alcohol.

And here is some really precious tutorial for you my the most beloved friends! And don’t forget to thank me for this generosity.

By the way, Lazy Bastard had a birthday last week…

Massive sorry for delay!!!

Lazy Bastard — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:49:42 +0000

This Post is dedicated to Janina Bikova who is just another (hell yeah!) great supporter. She donated (I suppose she is she – not him - otherwise her name would be Janis instead of Janina, according to Latvian tradition to give a man a women name) exactly 6.66 Euros.

Isn’t it a, hell yeah, impressive amount for donations? I know only one which could be even more magnificent. That is – 2012.

Shame to my laziness; I didn’t check my e-bank for a long time, thats why I didn’t notice that this wonderful person decided to give away such a nice amount of her beautiful money already on 29th of June.

I hope that god and Janina will forgive me for this delayed thanksgiving! But at least I’m happy now! I wish you all to be as happy as me!

Fiction movies. Why not

Lazy Bastard — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:14:39 +0000

Some time ago Lazy Bastard Pictures presented their first movie. Look, there’s another one. Jesus man, they are really productive!

If you are real fan of fiction movies, then you’ve probably seen an older version of this film – NASA Steals Berlin TV Tower.

Ah, by the way, be happy, shiny, beautiful and rich, rich, rich and don’t forget to support Creative Lazy Bastard.

Cash is beautiful

Lazy Bastard — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:27:30 +0000

Yesterday I was in a streets of the one legged Tower of Power city. That was great. But then suddenly something even more great happened:

Julia Wernersson passed with her bike and friends. Then she noticed Lazy Bastard and stopped immediately. She said, that she liked pictures made by Bastard. Then she said, that PayPal is too complicated, and that she prefers doing donation in cash. She took a coin out from her pocket. Lazy Bastard didn’t mind and took 2 Euros from her.

Then during an evening Lazy Bastard was helped to remember that there was another occasion when he was supported with cash with 2 Euros. Right, supporters name is Anita Vitola.

Thank you girls! You are so beautiful, shiny, happy and rich, rich, rich. I love you very much! Keep on being like you are and tell others to follow your example.

Angels are making me mad

Lazy Bastard — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:30:45 +0000

There is a God! At least angels are real for sure, cause an angel has come from the sky to donate to Lazy Bastard 5 Euros.

His name is Maris Berkis and most likely he is danish.

Ah, by the way, I like it when angels make me mad.

Gratitude

Lazy Bastard — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:31:59 +0000

It looks like somebody doesn’t want to let Creative Lazy Bastard starve to death. At least Laura Lagzdina doesn’t want that. Thanks to her generosity Lazy Bastard once again is going to have a dinner and beer in the evening. She donated 7 Euros. Imagine?

Hip hip Hurrah! Hip hip Hurrah!

I’m pretty sure Laura is super nice person and most certainly she is really, really beautiful, shiny, happy and rich, rich, rich. I wish her all the best!

Lazy Bastard Pictures vs Hollywood

Lazy Bastard — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:55:58 +0000

Yes, yes my dear friends! Lazy Bastard goes movie production busines. But please don’t expect any cheap, single camera filmed movies from this company. We are going to produce only massive, millions budget films.

As Lazy Bastard recently discovered a huge talent for a film production in himself, he could do nothing else than go in this still almost undiscovered niche of art.

Poor Hollywood. Another big player has come up on the stage.

ENJOY

Proper life – yes we can!

Lazy Bastard — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:01:05 +0000

This post is supposed to change the world. Well, I don’t bet a five cent that it will… Ah, by the way, if I mention five cent, this is exactly the 1/58 part of all my wealth. Those who are good in math can calculate easily, how rich our Creative Lazy Bastard is by now…

So, why shouldn’t somebody choose to be a Lazy Bastard? I don’t know… Or… Maybe I know, but I think everybody can be what they want. Yes, please – be the ones you want and not the someones else!

Of course, there is always an option to follow the tutorial bellow.

The Turth

Lazy Bastard — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 15:31:12 +0000