Archive for May, 2010

Diet with love

May 31, 2010

Today we are going to talk about diet.

Everybody knows that there are meat eaters (fauna haters) and vegetarians/vegans (flora haters). But it is also clear to everyone that that kind of attitude towards food is wrong, cause to hate fauna or flora is basically bad, because it involves hate.

Lets choose our food through the prism of Love!

If you look at some person whom you really love, you would never want to eat it, cause you understand that if you’d eat it you would miss it afterwards. That means, we don’t eat the ones we love or the ones with whom we have  strong emotional links.

For example, if one has a dog, most likely she really enjoys its look and its sad eyes and how it is showing its emotions, etc. But have you ever looked into the eyes of a fish? Doesn’t these eyes look dumb? Can one actually have any emotional link with this emotionally empty face? No! That means, it is absolutely alright to eat fish.

Wise eyes and stupid eyes

Lets go forward! Have you ever experienced any kind of love or other strong feelings towards industrially produced peaces of meat which you can buy in a supermarket? Have I ever experienced that? Absolutely not – I had never any kind of warm feelings towards those peaces of meat. So, can we eat that? Yes!

BUT

If I would have my own cow I would never eat it. How can one eat somebody with whom he had a meaningful eye contact?

Never eat the ones you love!

P.S. It is also alright to eat birds. Even though they are smarter than fishes, their eyes are really dumb and that gives us a green light to eat them when ever we want.

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Unbelievable

May 28, 2010

Some days ago I already wanted to make my final post. I wanted to tell that if you want to become a millionaire never make blog like this.

I was wrong.

I’ve got another supporter! He donated 7 Euros. Isn’t he great? His name is Julien Bach (See in picture).

Fromage or baguette???

I’m really suspicious that this is the one of two guys who own the place called Überall in Berlin on Oppelner Strasse 12. But never go to that place, cause its too good for you, unless you are shiny, happy and rich, rich, rich. This is not a place for everyone, this is a place for awesome people. Awesome means – people like me – f**n’ great. Or like Julien Bach.

By the way. Today I have terrible hangover. Thats all.

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My first billion

May 18, 2010

Yes, we want more. Nine zeros are nicer than just six of them.

1 000 000 000 - I love this number. That means thousand millions. Auch! It sounds so nice!

Nothing is impossible. I came up with the plan how to earn a billion. Its simple. Answer is just one and half year in front of us. Some people already know how to make money with this magical number – 2012.

Just tell that the end is near and charge money for that!

2012 or the end is near

Refer to some ancient knowledges as much as possible and charge money with the most modern and efficient methods there are invented so far.

I told you, its really simple…

But if you are to lazy (as me for example) to do so, then other good option is – support my being and share some little peace of your wealth with me. I’m worth it.

Cheers my dear, beautiful, shiny, happy, rich, rich, rich friends!

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iStates vs United Windows

May 16, 2010

Tonight I had a dream. It was a war between two powers. In the beginning they called them selfs Mak and BC. This is how it begun.

Mac vs PC or how to conquer the world

Then they fought for many years. I woke up in a year 2030, and the war was not over yet, and I don’t know when did it end and who’s winning in the end, but this is how the political map of the World looked like in a year 2030.

World in 2030

By the way, you can see that there is no Antarctica on a map any more. Sure, its been already 10 years since it melted completely.

This dream was very nice and I woke up happy. What did I like in it? I liked that basically in that world everybody was beautiful, shiny, happy and rich, rich, rich and everybody was buying themselves nice, expensive electronic gadgets. Money was everywhere. Everybody cared about money. That was the perfect World.

I don’t care which power wins in the end, cause they both are so supper nice and money and progress orientated, that I would enjoy to live in any of these states. Cause money is happiness.

Gimme your money – make the world perfect!

Sincerely yours
Creative Lazy Bastard

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Go vegan. Hate plants

May 14, 2010

Yesterday I met one guy who loves meat. That means, he doesn’t eat animals, he eats plants. I like this concept – lesser plants on earth, lesser space for birds to live (and sing). You know already why I hate birds (check here, if not).

Actually it is really fair to eat up all the living beings which has no brain and nervs. Why should these undeveloped creatures exist? Tell me please! The strongest and most advanced have to rule this planet.

I’m asking you, after you’ve red this, please spread this message widely and bet in eBay for a chain saw.

The power of chainsaw or go vegan

Another way how you can participate in destroying all the undeveloped creatures called plants is by use of the power of your money. Just give it to somebody who’s got the vision (me for example)!

Our goal is – planet without plants. Just beautiful, shiny, happy, rich, rich, rich human beings everywhere.

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Gimme your energy

May 12, 2010

I’m really sorry… I ran today. For no reason. But I swear I haven’t been doing this for about 10 years.

The worst thing about it is that I kind of enjoyed that. Yes, you are right, I’m going mad. SORRY!

I hope this will not make you stop loving me. You know what? I can’t live without shiny, happy, beautiful, rich, rich friends. So, what am I supposed to do now? To find friends like me – another creative lazy bastards? No, thanks. I’d rather die then. I want you! Just you! Nobody else but you, my dear, shiny, marvelous, rich, rich, rich friends!

And I love your money. And I hope, one day you’re going to give me your money, cause you will see how much I love it. One wise women once told me – money is energy. She was right. I wonder, how did she knew that?

I am energy vampire.

Look what I did after I stopt running:

I love you Berlin or How I stopped running

If you start to run, then better never stop or you will start to do weird things.

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Million lying in front of your eyes

May 9, 2010

Today I came up with an excellent idea how to become a millionaire. Actually its so simple that I wonder why other people still haven’t noticed this great chance.

So, here we go:

First of all, one may want to open his eyes, cause we have to search for our million, although it is not really hidden – it is laying and standing everywhere (at least in a city of one legged Tower of Power. See previous posts for more information).

Second of all, our million has the shape of empty beer bottle.

Third of all, one may want to pick up everything that has this shape and fits to an idea of empty beer bottle.

Forth of all, one has to stick to a limit to find about 150 of it every day. We’re going to work only 5 days a week but we will not celebrate holidays. For the sake of a million one has to be prepared to work hard.

And fifth, one has to be able to live about 350 years, cause it’ll take about 320 years till the mission is completed. In an occasion of force majore it may take even a bit longer time, but nobody is going to give up until we are there – in a holly heaven of one million Euros.

Open your eyes!

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Imagination is s**t

May 8, 2010

Sorry, SORRY, sorry!

No, I’m not sorry… for being away… so long. The only thing I can tell you really honestly is – I miss your money!

Where have I been all this time? Well… I don’t like this question.

In other words, I went to visit three legged Tower of Power. What happened next see in picture N° 1 000 000.

back and forth or how to get a million

Summary of this post is – if you will not give me your beautiful, shiny, marvelous money, then I will be sadder than all the lonely space travelers who have no access to internet and skype and who think about pure food every single moment they are free from their duties they have on their mission to Mars.

Peace and love to you and your sisters!

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